Horrorscope (Ego Trip part 3)

I read my horrorscope yesterday at work and it was very strange. To paraphrase it said "If you are reading this right now you are lucky. Many people in other places aren't even fortunate enough to read a newspaper everyday. Be thankful for what you have." It was the strangest one I have ever read, but it really made me think. I know I bitch about how I work two jobs that kind of stink, and I wish I had hella more money, but I really am lucky. I have the greatest parents in the universe. I have the greatest friends in the universe. I have shelter and a motherlode of records to spin. And i've met my favorite musician of all time. I am a lucky motherfuk*er.